Lyrics

Hey there you, is that a frown? Step right up, sit right down
Got a question to ask, and it won't take long
Gonna ask it in this here song

I read about Huck Finn, I read about the Apostles
I read about dinosaurs, I read about their fossils
I read stuff that was serious, I read stuff that was silly
But I never read what happened to Bondo Billy
Whatever happened to Bondo Billy?

He may look rough and he may look tired
But he'll look pretty sweet when you're needin' a ride
Whatever happened to Bondo Billy?
He may look rough and he may look tired
But like Momma said, "It's what's on the inside"

For most folks a little goes far, but not for Billy
And not for his car
It won't stick to your ribs, it won't stick to your gums
It will last a lifetime if you stick to your guns
A little bit o' Bondo sure is fun!
Hell with a little, slap on a ton!
Whatever happened to Bondo Billy?

This is for all you body shop gurus
If you see Billy comin', you know what he'll choose
Slap a little left, slap a little right
Fill in them holes and make 'em air-tight
I read stuff that was serious, I read stuff that was silly
But I never read what happened to Bondo Billy

Come on Roadkill, turn it up to 10!
This is where your guitarin' begins
A little bit o' Bondo sure is fun!
Hell with a little, slap on a ton!

Billy says "if you snooze…" Billy says that "you lose"