Lyrics

There was a man, who weighed a quarter-ton.
Despite his mighty size, he tried to have fun.
Got into trouble, got into messes
Most of it his own fault, this much he confesses.
Then he hit a wall, said "life is on the line".
He got the creeping sense he was running outta time.
He knew he had a choice and he knew it had to stop.
That's when he heard, the mighty Voice drop:
Pre-Chorus
It spoke with a slur and It spoke with a gravel
and the following advice, it did unravel:
Chorus
You can go with the masses
You can go with the asses
You can move real slow, you can move like molasses
You can go with the flow
You can go with god
If I were you, you know what'd I'd do?
If I were you, you know what'd I'd do?
Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.
Hey Bob!  Ball. Bob! Hey!
If I were you, you know what'd I'd do?
If I were you, I'd go with Bob!
If I were you, you know what'd I'd do?
If I were you, I'd go with Bob!
If I were you, you know what'd I'd do?
If I were you, I'd go with Bob!
If I were you, you know what'd I'd do?
Bob.. Bob… Bob