From the recording And The Hearse He Rode In On
Lyrics
I was sitting there all alone
Down in the hole I call home
I don't know but I've been told
"A witch's tit is mighty cold"
I don't know, I heard it secondhand
"It's tighter than a dick's hatband"
It came across the evening news
Said, "He's full of more shit
Than a Christmas goose"
Don't let it hit ya
Where the good Lord split ya
You're my favorite turd
So I wouldn't shit ya
You're my favorite turd
So I wouldn't shit ya
What is the one thing I can say in a song?
What is some wisdom I can pass along?
Lean into love, and you can't go wrong
Lean into love, and you can't go wrong
I started to walk across my town
To see what was going down
I saw a dude set up a giant tent
I asked him plain what it all meant?
He said "I'm bringing a circus to town,
And just so happens we're hiring a clown."
"Wow," I said. "That sounds cool.
I've spent my whole life being a fool."
What is the one thing I can say in a song?
What is some wisdom I can pass along?
Lean into love, and you can't go wrong...

